I LIKE STUFF!

Weird stuff. Strange stuff. Cool stuff. Hot stuff. "What-the-hell-were-they-thinking-when-they-did-this?" stuff. Gee they don't make 'em like that anymore kinda stuff. I like stuff.
Now take this for example. I love these old "True" detective magazines from the 40's and 50's with corny posed photo covers.
Too dumb to die? Bwah-ha-ha! Seems more like too dumb to live if you ask me.